Asteroids War

I can describe this game as "An Old Space fighter game with retro pixel design and modern gameplay" (there are even 2 game mode!).

Game play: Fight enemies, avoid asteroids and you will be fine. Tap on screen to move your ship (it will fly & fire at touched point)
In the hard mode (Flame icon), only main engine works, so good luck with Zero Gravity environment.

Credit: Special thanks: wuhu and other artists for their great free assets :)

[Funny App] One Line Jokes

This tiny app brings you thousands "One Line" Jokes like:

"Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry"

"You know you're getting older when... Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you."

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"Dead people are cool"

The adventure of Awesome Pussy in Sweetland

Check out my new - fun - flappy bird game style. The purpose is fly your pussy as far as possible, while avoiding candies. Here's game play